USA. A long, long time ago in a fish far, far away, there one was a pretty little gene that liked to jump around.
That gene looked liked it was not working, like she wasn't going to be able to offer anyone very much.
But then, in a far-away land (or, as I like to call it; "Minnesota"), a handsome prince ( I like to call him "a group of cancer researchers") decided to see if they could make the beautiful sleeping princess gene wake up.
They did, and she did. They ran to the castle (I call it "fish dissection part of the laboratories"). The beautiful jumping princess gene is actually called the "Sleeping Beauty" - and she might be the one to show us the fingerprint of every tumor's cancer gene. The handsome prince (s) were so happy, they immediately told the town crier to spread the news (I like to call that the "National Institute of Health and the Journal Nature").
This beautiful princess and her heros will work together to find and defeat the horrible villain (I call him "stupid cancer").
They will attack all the paths that the villain has owned until now; block it, squash it, gallantly end that evil.
The good news to all of this is that I am NOT telling you a fairy tale. The heros are real, the beautiful princess is real, and those of us ready to help get a sword and help are also real. (I like to call us "donors to cancer research"). The Sleeping Beauty Gene is back in the news with scientists making even more discoveries about what drives tumor growth - the more we know about what makes the evil villain tick, the greater the chances we'll be able to outsmart it.
And we all lived happily ever after. The End. (Cue the sweeping dramatic music and sunset.)